Let’s talk about the bad stuff in the Metsiverse

As most of you have picked up, I’m about the fun side of the franchise and not looking to drag the team through the mud.  Unfortuantely there’s the occassional thing that’s hard to ignore….here’s two from this week.

Charlie Samuels fired: I figured it was a done deal once I heard the word “gambling.”   There’s really nothing positive coming out of this one.  I personally frown on the selling of memorabilia but maybe this is something has gone on in every clubhiuse since 1901….but then again does it make it right?    Just sad.

I continue to worry about this story and I keep making up doomsday scenarios in my head.

K-Rod’s father in law or whatever he is sues.   I like that Carlos Pena has given us The People’s Slogan of “Man Up and Play Better” for 2011* but I am surprised that he is suing over “injuries to his “head, brain, face, neck and back.” (quoting the Daily News there)

I’ve been around a few scuffles.  Isn’t it usually that the two guys charge each other, then like 3 punches total are exchanged and then everyone piles on and breaks up the fight?   You don’t see scenes like Rocky V where to guys pummel each other.

If K-Rod can do that much damage in a clubhouse fight I am going to be sure to only say nice things about the all time single season saves leader so he doesn’t beat me up one day outside the Seaver gate…not that he would ever do such a thing.

Mets Donuts Theater

Good morning Mets fans.   It’s Saturday, Mrs. Mets Police is working, I need donuts and coffee and I have lots of Daddy Daycare Items today so let’s start with my favorite article of the week which I deliberately saved for the Donuts Run.

From Faith & Fear here is just a small taste of a fantastic article and I implore you to stop reading nonsense about uniforms and Christmas Mets stuff ang go read the entire thing: Can The Manager Sell Tickets?

At the next window I approached, the guy behind the glass was barking at me.

“You! Over there! Come here!”

“What?” I asked as I approached gingerly. “What do you want?”

“I want you! I’m Terry Collins! I’m no nonsense! Don’t let the stories of how the Angels players petitioned to get me thrown out of Anaheim scare you off! Don’t get worked up over how I never won anything there or in Houston! I worked for the Mets and I’m reportedly reportedly popular with ownership! Sandy Koufax reportedly thinks highly of me!”

I turned away as fast as I could. That guy wasn’t going to sell me a single ticket. Hell, I’d be returning my rainchecks last year if it were left to him to sell me on the Mets.

Lest someone get mad at me expecting a post about Mets Donuts, I don’t have that for you but I can offer some Mrs. Fields Mets cookies.  Only $35.99 for 12.   No typo.  At least the cookies aren’t black.

Bill’s end of season Mets notes

(This is one of the posts that got bumped from last week)

Some notes from Bill….who would apparently be really good at Mets post-game notes.

At the end of each Mets season, I like to look at the final stats and put them it into historical perspective.  Here are some of my observations:

R.A. Dickey

Knuckleball pitcher R.A. Dickey really came out of nowhere to post a record of 11-9 with a 2.84 ERA.  No one can really deny Dickey’s success in 2010, but do you realize how good his season really was in Mets history?  Take a closer look:

Of Mets pitchers’ with Earned Run Averages with a least 20 starts in a season:

Dickey posted the31st lowest ERA in Mets history;

Posted the 21st lowest ERA in Mets history not including players named Seaver/Gooden ;

7th lowest ERA since 1990 [Leiter – 2.47 (1998); Santana – 2.53 (2008); Viola – 2.67(1990); Fernandez – 2.73 (1992); Saberhagen – 2.74 (1994); Martinez – 2.82 (2005)];

3rd lowest ERA since 2000!!!!

Mike Pelfrey

Mike Pelfrey won his 15th game of the season in the Mets 147th team game.  He made 3 more starts after that, and looked like he might have a chance to win 17 or 18 games.  Pelfrey pitched well in his last 3 starts:  (7IP, 1ER; 7.1IP, 3ER; 7IP, 1ER).  Unfortunately, he didn’t get a win in any of those games and was stuck at 15 wins for the season.  So who were the last Mets pitchers to win 16, 17, 18, 19 and 20 games in a season?  It longer than you think:

16 Wins – Johan Santana (2008) / Steve Trachsel (2003)

17 Wins – Al Leiter (1998)

18 – Dwight Gooden (1988)

19 – Dwight Gooden (1990)

20 – Frank Viola (1990)

David Wright

David Wright became the all-time single season leader in strikeouts with 161, passing Tommie Agee and Dave Kingman with 156.

Mets Defense

The 2010 Mets were only 5th team in Mets history to make less than 100 errors in a season joining the 1999 Mets (Greatest Infield Ever) and 2008, 1994 (strike-shortened season), 2009 teams.  The 2010 Mets also posted the 2nd highest fielding percentage in Mets history (1999 Mets are 1st).

More Mets ticket plan cost guesstimations

Dan broke out his calculator again and worked out some new UNOFFICIAL numbers.  Again, this is just a fat guy’s friend with a a calculator and some guess-work as to what tickets MIGHT POSSIBLY PERHAPS MAYBE cost.  In Mets Police paralance “13/2” refers to a scenario where a Saturday Plan gives you all the Saturday games and then 2 others.  The more likely 10/5 would be 10 Saturdays, and then stripping away 3 good Saturday games and providing you with “Tuesday night against the Pirates.”

OK, one more cut at guessing

Here are 2 scenarios – the first is the ideal with all Sat games + 2 crappy weekday.  The second is the plan we all know and love – 10/5.  I substituted out 3 Premium games and threw in 3 Value ones

Seat Level Total Cost 13/2 Per game avg.
Delta Club Platinum $5,940.00 $396.00
Delta Club Gold $4,387.50 $292.50
Delta Club Silver $3,024.00 $201.60
Delta Club $2,268.00 $151.20
Metropolitan Box Platinum $4,387.50 $292.50
Metropolitan Box Gold $3,024.00 $201.60
Metropolitan Box Silver $2,268.00 $151.20
Metropolitan Box Bronze $1,738.80 $115.92
Metropolitan Box $1,360.80 $90.72
Champions Club $2,268.00 $151.20
Field Box Platinum $3,024.00 $201.60
Field Box Gold $1,890.00 $126.00
Field Box Silver $1,360.80 $90.72
Field Box Bronze $1,134.00 $75.60
Field Box $982.80 $65.52
Caesars Club Gold $1,814.40 $120.96
Caesars Club Silver $1,134.00 $75.60
Caesars Club $831.60 $55.44
Baseline Box Gold $1,512.00 $100.80
Baseline Box Silver $907.20 $60.48
Baseline Box $756.00 $50.40
Promenade Club $831.60 $55.44
Promenade Box $529.20 $35.28
Left Field Reserved Gold $1,058.40 $70.56
Right Field Reserved Gold $1,058.40 $70.56
Left Field Reserved $604.80 $40.32
Right Field Reserved $604.80 $40.32
Left Field Landing $529.20 $35.28
Pepsi Porch $529.20 $35.28
Promenade Reserved Infield $418.50 $27.90
Promenade Reserved $334.80 $22.32

and Dan’s plan for the more likely  10/5

Caesars Club
$772.20 $51.48
Baseline Box Gold
$1,404.00 $93.60
Baseline Box Silver
$842.40 $56.16
Baseline Box
$702.00 $46.80
Promenade Club
$772.20 $51.48
Promenade Box
$491.40 $32.76
Left Field Reserved Gold
$982.80 $65.52
Right Field Reserved Gold
$982.80 $65.52
Left Field Reserved
$561.60 $37.44
Right Field Reserved
$561.60 $37.44
Left Field Landing
$491.40 $32.76
Pepsi Porch
$491.40 $32.76
Promenade Reserved Infield
$364.50 $24.30
Promenade Reserved
$291.60 $19.44

This is a great job by Dan, and I think the numbers at the bottom are what I expect.  We’ll know soon enough.

Alternate Mets caps: Holiday shopping edition #3

This screams Mets doesn’t it?


Is this even a cap? I’m too lazy to retitle my series.

What I’m not showing you is the tiny Mets at the bottom of the back.

Just get a non Mets stocking cap if you are cold and like the look.

The series continues over the weekend in case you’re worried. I have donuts to eat and soccer games to attend so working ahead helps me.