The New Apple

I’m torn about this entry – every blog in the blogosphere has already covered it, but I complained enough about the Mets apple that I’d feel weird ignoring it.  Hit Mets Blog where there’s a video of the new gigantic apple (I still prefer the old rickety one).

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Jets fans need to embrace 6 and 10.

Jets fans, today I am here to help not hurt.
You are not going to like what I have to say, but it is for your long term interest.
Deep down you want to be one of the elite franchises.   You remember back to the Patriots being a joke, now look at them.   You are tired of being the little brother to Big Blue.   I am here to help.
You need to embrace a six and ten season in 2009.
Last year you went for it all and brought in Brett Favre.  It didn’t work out.   Now it’s time to learn from the Ravens and the Falcons and bite the bullet.
Don’t wait on Brett.  He’s like the hot girl in high school.  Consider yourself lucky that you got to go on a date, but you mean nothing to her.   Move on.
Either draft a QB or ride forward with Clemens, but either way move on.   Brett might give you another 9 and 7, but then what?  You’ll just be reading the same article from me a year from now.
With a new coach and a new QB you won’t be winning the Super Bowl.  It’s OK.  
Don’t think about 2009, think about how great the 2010’s will be at PSL Stadium.  Rip off that band-aid and look to the future.   Look to the Ravens.  The Falcons.  Even the 49ers with Shaun Hill and Mike Singletary are better planned at returning to glory than the Jets are now.  Another year of Brett just drags out mediocrity.   Brett is not the future.  Brett is Same Old Jets.  Coach Ryan and QB-TBD are the All New Jets.
Embrace the 6 & 10.  It may even be a 4 & 12.  It will be OK.  In 2010.

17 Years Later I’d Still Rather Have David Cone Than Jeff Kent

August 27, 1992.   I call my friend Juan from Jones Beach.  “Holy cow they traded Cone!”
 
The they was the Mets, and what they got back were two bums Ryan Thompson and possible Hall of Fmer Jeff Kent.  Thompson was just useless, Kent was one of those guys that was just plain unlikeable.
 
January 21, 2009.  Jeff Kent announces he will retire.  As I said all those years when Kent was putting up MVP numbers, I would still rather have David Cone.
 

The UFL: Alternative Football Is Back (Again)

It’s time once again for an alternative professional football league, this time the UFL.

I always fall in love with these – I can’t get enough football (fellow Mets Policeman Cyclones Fan won our Fantasy XFL league).

I still think the USFL would have made it if they had stayed in the spring and hung in there just a little bit longer until ESPN took off.  (It was 1987 before cable TV came to the outer boroughs of New York City).

I liked the XFL.  I understood what it was.   NBC made a fatal mistake that first night.  I forget the specifics but the “A” game was a blowout, and the “B” game was a tight shootout.  They stayed with boring football to keep the “cool” announcers on, and should have switched to the better game.  Then again NBC used to do that to me with the NFL so why am I surprised.

Now the UFL, and they are already making some bad choices.

1.  They are going to play in the fall.   Guys, we’re pretty well covered with the fall.   You may have heard of the NFL and College Football.   That’s enough without worrying about the Birmingham Burgers vs the San Anotio Banderas.

2.  They already don’t understand new media.  The commish seems like a nice guy.  He posted a video on the web to explain the league.  I’d like to share it with you.  That’s not an option, they are seemingly unfamiliar with embed technology.   Foolish.

Anyway here’s a fun game.  Name the Teams.  They are inviting fans to name the teams in the following markets:  Hartford, Orlando, Salt Lake, Las Vegas, Monterrey, New York, Los Angeles & San Francisco.   Let me guess – something gambling related for Vegas.   How about we call the Monterrey team the “soon to be Portlands.”   I’d also suggest putting two teams in LA and just having them where red and blue (respectively) if you know what I mean.   The New York team?   Yeah you need a New York team but we don’t even watch college football around here, good luck.

I wish the UFL well, but I don’t see it.   Go to the spring fellas.

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