What Mets fans talk about when not talking about the actual games.
Here’s a great suggestion from @ihatedeadends. Dr. Evil might be a better choice for General Manager than manager (we offer your free agent….ONE MILLION DOLLARS)…but that’s not the bit. We do know that Dr. Evil can successfully manage things. And to my delight, his managerial style is straight out of the 1960s. He’ll let the …
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Hey remember earlier in 2021 when the Mets let the inmates run the asylum.? Remember how the Mets Beat ran hard with this joke? Remember when Vulgar Pete credited Donnie Stevenson with his success? Remember how the beat and Pete were shocked…SHOCKED…when Chili Davis got fired? Remember how Chili Davis got fired at then …
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Maybe what the Mets need is someone with Superior Intellect. Khan is a veteran and demands respect from his players. He is never one to give up. It could be 10-2 in the bottom of the 9th and Khan will not give up the game and will say, “To the last, I grapple with thee. …
Maybe what the Mets need is someone to distract the fans. Hans Gruber is ruthless. He won’t be afraid to bench players who aren’t doing well. When a player comes to his office to complain Hans will tell them, “”You Can Walk Out Of Here Or Be Carried Out.” Hans will have no time for …
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Look, let’s stop messing around. What the Mets want in a manager is someone who likes to kiss a rich guy’s behind. Someone who will do what he’s told. Someone who will suck up to management left and right. Smithers has lots of experience dealing with eccentric rich guys. You want a casino? Right away …
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