You could own this green Cyclones jersey

I’m no fool, I fear the Wilpons, Katz and @mediagoon are all conspiring to bankrupt me $120 at a time. How else can you explain the continued roll-out of cool jerseys?

Why else would @mediagoon email me THIS @#&$^ING LINK and make me spend even more money on jerseys.

Did I need a green Cyclones jersey? When I finished my run last night was I even thinking about a green Cyclones jersey? NO. But he knows my weakness. So I bought one.

Oh..and did I even know the green cap existed? No I didn’t. So he sent me that link too.

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In other news, MLB Shop has a new design. Which reminds me – HEY MLB SHOP YOU OWE ME A LOS METS JERSEY. When do you plan on shipping it? You did make some, right?

In other other news, should be a very fun next 24 hours here on the Mets Police. Keep checking back. Trust me. You saw THIS right?