Dykstra left home a mess (Reuters)

I didn’t see this one while making the rounds.   Blue cap tip to Big League Stew. Oh man, I hate hearing this:

It is a six-bedroom, eight-bath mansion that was once vandalized, littered with beer bottles and dog feces, spewed raw sewage, and close to being deemed a biological hazard.

Lenny Dykstra’s southern California mansion has been put on the market….

More here.

Can we have the skinny charming Lenny back, not the freak-show that appeared in Philadelphia?  Can we untrade for Juan Samuel?