Videogame rendering of Citi Field with blue fences

Jesse sent this to me, a magical alternate world where David Howard has found a paint company that sells blue, and the Mets wear pinstriped jerseys at home. Â Of all the “shut up the fans” moves the Mets could do, this one seems so so easy. Â Enjoy.

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