Dear ESPN,
Please stop covering the Mets.
I have made a list of things I have never heard said by any humans:
“I’m psyched they scheduled the game for 8:05.”
“These announcers are much more insightful than Gary, Keith and Ron.”
“I wonder what the scores in the Spanish Soccer league are?”
“I bet I can get six bucks for these on Stubhub!”
“I wonder how some random fan reacted to that pitch.”
Seriously, ESPN – can’t you cover the Yankees? Â Three Sunday Night games in a row? Â What about the poor people in California, can’t you show them teams they like since you’ve made the start time convenient for them?