Jose’s .211, Wright’s .255 and Dunkin’ Donuts

I’m back from Dunkin.  It was very Yankee’d out.  They are still selling Yankee caps and my cup has a Yankee logo on it.

As I have said in the past, 156 games a year I don’t care what the Yankees do (in fact it maximizes my potential fall televison enjoyment if they win) but today I am very anti-Yankees.  Boo Dunkin’…and I’m not enjoying Dark Roast as much as I thought.

I scanned the papers and saw the Mets are 7 games back.  That’s like a bad number isn’t it?  It could easily be 10 soon.   10 is death.

Jose Reyes is batting .211 Two eleven.  His OBP is .258.  Jose is getting a free pass because David Wright is hitting .255 and doesn’t even look that good.

The picthing rotation is about five minutes away from seeing if Tom Seaver can get Henry Blanco out in a simulated game.

Things are not good folks.  Not good.

I noticed the New York Smokers Hotline commercial on SNY says “You have to believe” or “You have got to believe” – one of those.   Doesn’t have the same ring.

Uni Watch (personal edition):  I thought I’d start boring everyone with my weekend uniform choices.   Today’s was decided by contractors waking me up and me grabbing “whatever” – today the Mets Police are in pinless with a dark blue Mets cap with a green NY.  Perhaps the actual Mets pick their uniforms the same way.

Mrs. Mets Police went out for an hour so I’m going to see how many posts I can load up before (a) she gets back and (b) the power runs out.   Working outlets are in short supply today.

Maybe if I mention Dunkin’ Donuts in enough posts they’ll buy an ad.