Crappy New York Mets Crap #10: Tom Glavine jersey

Sorry, I don’t care for Tom Glavine.  I didn’t want to beat the Braves by becoming the Braves…and as the ultimate sleeper agent, Tom defeated us* from within before returning home.  Thanks for coming up huge in a clutch game Cylon.

Re: my use of “us.”  Yeah, us.

I know some fans don’t like when other fans refer to “we” as in “we” gotta win this game.

I’m a helluva a lot more caught up in this than Oliver Perez, and the reason we spend money on this stuff is because of tribe mentality.  We band together with like minded individuals, dress alike, sing the same tribal songs, and work together for a common cause.   Santana does his part from the mound and I do my part from the uppers.

No I don’t think I’m a Mets player, but yeah I hope WE win in 2011.