Mets Police Morning Laziness: Matt Harvey reportedly dating Instagram Model

NOT LINKING: depending on your choice of newspaper, the Mets COULD be considering Adam Lind.  Also depending on your newspaper, Adam Lind is on a LONG LIST of people the Mets are considering.

So Dead Horse Point #1:  why are we giving up on 22 year old Dom Smith?  Double that question in this rebuilding year.  I am likely to ask this every day.

Dead Horse Point #2:  Baseball has no stars.  I had to google Adam Lind.  Damn, he was on the supposed Rival Team last year.  I didn’t even notice him.

SLACKISH REACTION:   well, dead horse point #3 – there was an a-hole in the handicapped spot of the Donuts Chain, who left his or her car running.  The car was running when I got there, and was still running when I left.  Horrible horrible people.

How to tell an Ohtani Article Is Bullshit:  about two weeks ago “Otani” let everyone know his name has an H in it.  I still see “Otani” articles.  If the article hasn’t learned this basic point don’t take their knowledge of the intricacies of Japanese baseball transfers too seriously.

NOT LINKING:  the even worse newspapers and sits that came back to work yesterday and are just now getting around to COULD the Mets bring back Neil Walker.

The Dark Knight is reportedly dating “Instagram mode and cocktail waitress Krishka”