Mets Police Morning Laziness: I guess we’ll have to talk about rude landscaper jerks

SLACKISH REACTION:   What is wrong with you that you think it’s OK to start with leaf blowers at 7:30am on a Sunday?  You are a horrible person, the people you hired to do the work are horrible, and you should be shunned from public society.

In Mets news…..um…..nothing.  Like extra nothing.  I mean, sure the AAIMBR is floating traids, but even my deep dives on Thor, MH, Wright, Callaway and Wags are turning up nothing.

I guess I could make fun of Formerly MetsBlog’s “trading Thor for Kris Bryant” could make sense article.  Yeah it makes sense if you want to stick that in a headline to get clicks, but otherwise just stop being silly all around.  That trade is never happening in a million years.

I guess I could also make fun of Formerly MetsBlog’s “JDG thinks Wags will be a good GM” as opposed to “Star Pitcher says his former agent will be the worst agent in the history of mankind” which while it may be true, would also be an AWESOME headline.

Thank you veterans, and thank you to all those who served 100 years ago in World War I.