Mets Police Morning Laziness: Lyin’ Todd Frazier already in FLA getting ready to hit .213 as your 1B (Sad)

SLACKISH REACTION:   The blog has been super-popular (thank you) despite there being no actual Mets news.  I may have successfully killed off another winter.  Thank you for reading!

I propose the Mets retire the numbers of all the Captains.

Ed Kranepool still needs a kidney

Lyin’ Todd Frazier getting that .213 swing all ready.  He’s your 1B by the way, but really, Wags did a good job.

Meanwhile, Nimmo’s T-Ball team looks promising.

Way too much talk about the NL possibly adopting the DH.

No snark link: read this piece about Nick Francona

I’m seeking your help crowdsourcing the weirdest Mets press conferences of all time.  I had forgotten about the Piazza one.