Mets Police Morning Laziness: The Mets somehow manage to underwhelm fans with a Fan Fest

SLACKISH REACTION:  Wow, the Great Nothingness ended all of a sudden and yesterday was a big day.  It was nice to see people will still read the site if I actually bother to write anything, and I already have four ideas for today.

In news, the Mets hired Bam Bam Muelens to be their bench coach for some reason.  Whatever.

The Mets announced a Fan Fest!

Reaction to the Fan Fest is surprisingly negative.

I wrote about the Fan Fest.  

Media Goon made a cameo and wrote about the Fan Fest vs Queens Baseball Convention.  

The Queens Baseball Convention is January 18th.  Jerry Koosman is coming.

Also, don’t forget  Cano, Wags, Vulgar Pete and the list of 2019 Mets Turkeys!

And the most-read thing of the day: Brandon Nimmo seemingly happy a beautiful animal is dead.

Plenty to read!

NOT LINKING:  This is a thing someone thought was a good idea:

Also guys, that’s not a press release.  Wow, I can’t believe they got an exclusive with Deesha Thosar.  Amazin’