Here’s the stereotype free 2020 Mets St. Patrick’s Day Cap

A reminder to all brands not to use simian-based imagery in your Mets themed products this year.  Don’t act like you don’t know about this because I called you out hard last year.

Fortunately, MLB has stared with basic green caps.  They come in low crowns for normal humans (but YO $40???? SERIOUSLY??)

The cap also comes in in 20-foot-high crowns for Vanilla Ice and other people with bad taste in caps.  But even with a crown that tall, it’s still better than incorporating stereotypes based in hatred.

2020 Mets St. Patirck's day cap

You may notice that the cap has the logo inside the logo thing like the BP/Spring caps have….but in all green that’s a total failure (I think Gen-Z wants me to say “total fail’…and the millennials probably just want a free cap but I digress.)

I also noticed this “86 Heritage Cap.”

I’m not sure if the 86 is a coincidence or if it is a reference to something that happened to the Mets last century.

You may also notice that where the Cap Company logo often is, this one has a horrible swoosh.

I think these are all HARD PASS, but you’re supposedly boycotting anyway so I am sure none of you will buy one.