Poor innocent babies subjected to life of never seeing a World Series parade by Cohens!

I feel bad for these babies.  They are born into this world and then someone forces them to be a Mets fan, and thus a life of misery.  Imagine a child born in November 1986 being subjected to this.  Poor children. Just give them $1000 Alex.

The Mets Police
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