Over the weekend I mentioned iPads are not welcome at Yankee Stadium. As you may know, the terrorists two chief weapons are iPads and bags. Â And caps.
Three, three chief weapons: iPads, bags, and caps. Â And suntan lotion. Â Four, four weapons….
Meanwhile in a friendlier atmosphere:
“We not only welcome Yankee fans but we welcome them to bring their iPads,†explained Goldberg. “As long as the device can be turned on and checked by security the iPad can be bought into the park.â€
That from a Mets rep. Â More here.
The Mets also don’t make me remove my cap before entering the building, understand that I might have a bag with me, and realize that in 2010 many people have cellphones.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Whew. Sometimes I wonder if I’m going all Dennis Miller on you guys.