The Mets Police

Pete Alosno said:

“I’m on pace for close to 40 homers, I was an All-Star this year, to beat myself up or be frustrated – it’s really no use. I’m really excited for the end of the year where we get to play winning baseball. I’m happy with what I’ve accomplished this year so far”

Translation:

“I’m on pace for close to 40 homers = I am selfish

I was an All-Star this year = I am unaware that I was a bad pick and there were some politics involved

I’m happy with what I’ve accomplished this year so far” = I’m OK with a .41st best 790 OPS

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Pete, Pete, Pete.  You’re supposedly a “leader.”  You’re supposed to say something like  “I feel bad when I let these guys down”  “I’m out there giving it my all, but sometimes I feel like I let these guys down” and “I let these guys down.”  Not “my stats are fine.”

Loser.  And I say that as someone who has watched you “lead” this team to one playoff appearance and…checks notes…one playoff win.   One more than me.  But then again, I let those guys down.

Captain, we’re back up on @metspolice twitter but I canna guarantee that she won’t get suspended again.  Maybe we should just stick to Threads (@metspolice)

Scotty, the Mets are the 4th Wild Card and people are finally turning on Pete Alonso.  I need to tweet NOOOOOOOWWWWW.

(Follow @metspolice2 just in case)

Saw at least one beat reporter say that their flight was delayed/caneled/messed up and also some chatter about Keith Hernandez maybe not being able to get to St. Louis.

Life is so hard in The MLB.  Nobody ever has travel hiccups.

And the poor Mets. Man, flying charter and then only getting 9 or 10 hours sleep?  Life is hard in The MLB.

Follow @metspolice2 on t w I t t e r while my main account is in exile.

If you don’t think I said “The MLB” twice on purpose you aren’t paying attention.  

I continue to be a t w I t t e r exile so you can follow me at @metspolice2 for now or @metspolice on t h r e a d s  (the odd spaces are me trying to avoid getting further whacked by the bots.)

Anyway I kinda like this cap which is a good way to rep the 4th Wild Card Mets

 

These might pairir nicely with the powder blue alts from 40 years ago.

At first I assumed this was a sloppy mockup but it is not.

I’m still in Twitter jail so follow me on @metspolice2 for now or @metspolice on threads