Thanks to my friends the Mets for inviting me to the Holiday Party which is tomorrow! Unfortunately it’s in Queens which is so annoying to get to that I avoid it at all costs. When I was younger and had more energy I attended the party a few times and it was lots of fun.
Manager Buck Showalter, OF Brandon Nimmo, DH Daniel Vogelbach, Todd Zeile and Mr. and Mrs. Met will be handing out presents to the children and participate in the festivities. If Matt Harvey attended a holiday party instead of working out and watching game films you guys would be mat at him.
As a long-time Mets fan, I’ve been listening to Gary Cohen call games for years. I used to think he was one of the best in the business, with his smooth delivery and his knowledge of the game. But lately, it seems like Cohen has become complacent and is just mailing it in.
One of the biggest examples of this is his use of his signature catchphrase, “It’s outta here!” Every time a player hits a home run, Cohen trots out that tired old phrase, like he’s just going through the motions. It’s become stale and predictable, and it’s a far cry from the excitement and enthusiasm that Cohen used to bring to his calls.
Another issue I have with Cohen is his lack of excitement when a Mets player hits a home run. Sure, he might say “It’s outta here!” in his usual monotone voice, but there’s no real passion or energy behind it. It’s like he’s just going through the motions, and he doesn’t really care about the game or the team.
I understand that Cohen has been calling Mets games for a long time, and he’s probably seen a lot of home runs in his day. But that’s no excuse for his lack of enthusiasm and his reliance on the same old catchphrase. It’s time for Cohen to step up his game and bring some excitement and energy back to his calls.
The Mets are a team with a rich history and a passionate fan base, and they deserve to have a broadcaster who is equally passionate and enthusiastic. It’s time for Gary Cohen to step up his game and start bringing the excitement back to his home run calls. It’s time to retire the tired old catchphrase and start bringing some energy and excitement back to the broadcast booth.
As a die-hard Mets fan, it pains me to see the team wearing those awful black uniforms. It’s like they’re trying to be some sort of trendy, hipster baseball team, but it just doesn’t work. The black uniforms make the team look dull and uninspired, like they’re not even trying.
Enough is enough, it’s time for the Mets to ditch the black and go back to their traditional colors. Blue and orange are the colors of the Mets, and they represent the team’s history and tradition. They’re the colors that have been worn by countless great players over the years, from Tom Seaver to David Wright.
I don’t know who thought it was a good idea to introduce the black uniforms in the first place, but they were clearly out of touch with what makes the Mets great. The black uniforms have been a disaster, and it’s time for the team to go back to their roots.
The Mets are a team with a rich history, and they should be proud to wear the colors that represent that history. The black uniforms are a cheap imitation, and they do nothing to enhance the team’s image. They’re a distraction, and they need to be scrapped.
It’s time for the Mets to return to their traditional colors, and to start playing baseball the way it was meant to be played. It’s time to get rid of the black uniforms, and to get back to the blue and orange that have been the colors of the Mets for over 50 years. It’s time to return to the colors that truly represent the team and its rich history.
To be fair, the crap over at the Amazin’ Apple Insiderized Mets Blog Report is slightly better than this, but only because the AI doesn’t have command of the roster. That said, imagine this piece with the correct player names in here and it’s pretty much what those guys hand in.
First the AI version…
Mike Trout, #23 on his back, #1 in your hearts
As the New York Mets head into the 2023 season, fans are filled with excitement and anticipation. After a strong showing in the 2022 season, the team looks poised to make a run at the World Series.
One of the biggest reasons for the optimism surrounding the Mets is their deep and talented roster. The team’s offense is anchored by superstar outfielder Mike Trout, who is coming off of yet another MVP-caliber season. Trout is joined by a formidable group of hitters, including catcher J.T. Realmuto, first baseman Pete Alonso, and third baseman Todd Frazier.
On the pitching side, the Mets are led by a formidable starting rotation. Ace Jacob deGrom will be looking to build on his impressive 2022 campaign, in which he won his third consecutive Cy Young Award. He’ll be joined by Noah Syndergaard, Marcus Stroman, and newcomer Taijuan Walker, who the team signed in the off-season.
The Mets also made some key additions to their bullpen, bringing in closer Liam Hendriks and setup man Brad Hand. This should help solidify a unit that was a weakness for the team in recent seasons.
Overall, the Mets are shaping up to be a force to be reckoned with in the National League. With a strong mix of young talent and veteran leadership, the team looks poised to make a deep playoff run in 2023. Whether they can finally bring a World Series title back to Queens remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: Mets fans are in for an exciting season.
Sounds like a pretty good team! Thanks AI! The Amazin’ Apple Insiderized Mets Blog Report will be sending you an offer shortly.
And now, let me clean it up. Tell me this isn’t what the Amazin’ Apple Insiderized Mets Blog Report doesn’t actually publish on a daily basis.
As the New York Mets head into the 2023 season, fans are filled with excitement and anticipation. After a strong showing in the 2022 season, the team looks poised to make a run at the World Series.
One of the biggest reasons for the optimism surrounding the Mets is their deep and talented roster. The team’s offense is anchored by superstar Pete Alonso, who is coming off of yet another MVP-caliber season. Alonso is joined by a formidable group of hitters, including second baseman Jeff McNeil and outfielders Brandon Nimmo and Mark Canha.
On the pitching side, the Mets are led by a formidable starting rotation. Ace Max Scherzer will be looking to build on his impressive 2022 campaign. He’ll be joined by Justin Verander and newcomer Jose Quintana, who the team signed in the off-season.
The Mets also made some key additions to their bullpen, bringing in David Robertson. This should help solidify a unit that was a weakness for the team in recent seasons.
Overall, the Mets are shaping up to be a force to be reckoned with in the National League. With a strong mix of young talent and veteran leadership, the team looks poised to make a deep playoff run in 2023. Whether they can finally bring a World Series title back to Queens remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: Mets fans are in for an exciting season.
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