What Mets fans talk about when not talking about the actual games.
Imagine if I could take all the things you love about Wally Backman and ramp them up to 11. Imagine Gelbs asking Lang how he thinks the season will go. “Prediction?…Pain!” When the Mets bring in some overpriced aging “piece” Lang will say “Get out of my face! I don’t need no has-beens in my …
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Maybe what the Mets need is a guy who understand that the organization he works for is a complete joke and has no money. Enter…the Dean. The Dean is used to doing his best with no resources. He’s always up for a good theme day to keep the customers happy. He is charismatic and will …
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I think I have found the perfect candidate for the Mets. Anakin Skywalker. Think about it. He is young and part of a new generation. The Mets can sell us on a new culture. The Mets will get off to a great start. People will buy t-shirts. Comedians will come to games and represent themselves …
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Imagine this. The Mets just blew a 3-2 lead with questionable bullpen usage. On WFAN, a young rising talent rips into the Mets manager. You’re hanging on every word. You’re thinking This Host Is Correct!. Plus the host is clearly a big time Mets fan. He’s one of us! Is the year 1989? No. It’s …
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Maybe what the Mets need is a Take No Prisoners Attitude. Imagine all your Wally Backman fantasies except this time the manager REALLY DGAF as Pete Alonso might say. These could be the new Mets. They hate you, they hate the other teams, they hate hate hate… …we could bring in all the worst unlikeable …
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