Mets Police Morning Laziness: Soft Todd cheats, Vargy Vargases, and did I solve a mystery?

SLACKISH REACTION:   I dunno, you think I stayed up to watch a game scheduled to start at 10?  Apparently they got whooped.  Who cares?  Play David Wright guys!

Whoa – watch this, Gelbs busted Soft Todd Frazier for cheating!

ICYMI I think I solved the whole Throwback NY mystery.  

The Mets do not understand their own product.

Take minute to read about all the cool things Matz does.

The AAIMBR tells you about today’s SP (Wheeler) in their Rubin Ripoff column, which would actually be a better title than what they lamely use.

The good news is today is one of those Actually Working days, which means there is a good chance the Mets make a major announcement when I am in a meeting.  Hopefully it involves David Wright.